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WASH: This is going to be interesting. By the way, if you saw the series, you know I’m the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor.

MAL: Define "Interesting."

WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we’re all going to die?

FANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he’s been known to do, it couldn’t possibly be Wash!

FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!


SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: River, set kickass mode ON!

RIVER: Miranda! *Kicks everybody’s ass, including Jayne’s*

SIMON: (In Russian) River, set kickass mode OFF!

RIVER: *Faints*

MAL: You got some ’splaining to do!


INARA: Finally I get a scene too! I’m going to call Mal and not fight with him so he knows it’s a trap and won’t come.

MAL: It’s a trap. Let’s go.

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