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WASH: This is going to be interesting. By the way, if you saw the series, you know I’m the lovable, mild-mannered pilot with a deadpan sense of humor.
MAL: Define "Interesting."
WASH: (deadpan) Oh god, oh god, we’re all going to die?
FANS SEEING THE MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME: LOL! Even if Whedon kills off a character, as he’s been known to do, it couldn’t possibly be Wash!
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: Whedon, you bastard!
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: River, set kickass mode ON!
RIVER: Miranda! *Kicks everybody’s ass, including Jayne’s*
SIMON: (In Russian) River, set kickass mode OFF!
RIVER: *Faints*
MAL: You got some ’splaining to do!
INARA: Finally I get a scene too! I’m going to call Mal and not fight with him so he knows it’s a trap and won’t come.
MAL: It’s a trap. Let’s go.
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